Eatin in Class

Today I brought an apple and in history Sam brought 2 oranges and a tangerine so I was like " I want an orange" and he was like "No" so then I said " I'll trade you". Long story short he ended up saying he'd give me some. Anyways in English I ate my apple and he ate his tangerine. But it was funny because he said he didn't want to be in this post 'cause then people would call him Orange Man. That is so funny.